Braves 7, PURE EVIL 0
Atlanta Braves vs. Florida Marlins — May 17, 2012 — ESPN.
Brandon Beachy is clearly the Braves’ best pitcher right now. That’s true even though the 25-year old just pitched the first complete game of his career, let alone shutout. (His previous career high in innings pitched was 7.1, which he accomplished on April 20 and last July 29.) The 122-pitch effort was also 10 pitches more than his career high.
Mac always complains that Beachy is inefficient, but it’s hard to nitpick last night. Beachy gave up five hits, four singles and a double, struck out six, and didn’t walk anybody. He didn’t even go to a three-ball count. He only went to one three-ball count. He’s just good.
The Braves didn’t take long to go up for good. Michael Bourn led off with a single, and Michael Bourn Martin Prado drove him home with a triple off the center fielder’s glove. Emilio Bonifacio is more of a utility player than a center fielder; it was well-hit, but Bourn would have caught that ball. (He later robbed Hanley Ramirez when he caught a ball on the warning track in center in the 4th. It was one of the few hard-hit balls all night by the Marlins.)
Of course, despite the fact that Prado got to third base with a “triple” with no outs in the first inning, the Braves stranded him there, and it looked like one of those nights. But Beachy wasn’t giving up anything, and the Braves eventually piled more runs on. Freddie Freeman, alternating between eyeglasses and contacts — take care of those peepers, Fred — hit a long solo shot in the third, and the Braves later got an RBI double from McCann and RBI singles from Bourn, Chipper Jones, Jason Heyward, and Beachy himself.
The kid’s really good.



This recap is by me, by the way.
May 18th, 2012 at 11:48 amSo Kerry Wood is gonna retire today. Wonder what might have been with him.
May 18th, 2012 at 11:51 amDo you mean that Beachy didn’t go to a 3-0 count? I don’t know if that’s true or not, but Logan Morrison flew out to left on 3-2 in the 4th.
…Aaaaand, that’s literally the only 3 ball count he did go to. That surprises the hell out of me. Quite a performance.
May 18th, 2012 at 11:54 amMichael Bourn is so good that he leads off with a single and then triples himself in. When you’re hot you’re hot!
Nice write up, Alex.
May 18th, 2012 at 12:01 pmOf the six pitchers currently trailing Brandon Beachy in the NL ERA category the Braves have faced five of them… and have won all five of those match ups by a combined score of 26-12.
May 18th, 2012 at 12:03 pmIOW, good thing Brandon doesn’t have to face the Braves.
May 18th, 2012 at 12:06 pm6/Stu: In all seriousness, I think Bill James was saying the other day (on his Hey Bill letter bag feature) that that’s an underrated feature of pitching for particularly good or bad offensive teams. People often think of it in terms of getting run support and helping the pitcher rack up wins, but it’s also the case that C.C. Sabathia’s ERA is materially lowered by never having to face the Yankees’ lineup, and that Felix Hernandez would be even better if he got to breeze through the disastrous Mariners a couple times a year.
May 18th, 2012 at 12:11 pmAnon21 and RobBroad4th, you’re absolutely right. Fixed.
May 18th, 2012 at 12:17 pm8/Alex: Hate to keep on criticizing, but you need a little practice on this whole “blogging” thing. The correct approach, when an error is pointed out, is to fix it such that no later visitor can tell a mistake was ever made, and then to delete the comments pointing out the error. Doing it your way makes you seem like a very humble guy, and humble guys finish last on the Internet.
May 18th, 2012 at 12:29 pmAlso on the subject of league ERA leaders: Both of the current NL and AL ERA leaders are on the Atlanta Braves payroll.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/statistics
Realizing this made me want to throw up a little.
May 18th, 2012 at 12:42 pmWell, Doug Fister actually has a lower ERA than Derek Lowe
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BTW, Lowe is walking more hitters than striking out. His K/9 has dropped from 6.59 to 2.22. It will catch up to him.
May 18th, 2012 at 12:49 pmDoes anyone here really think Lowe would have that ERA if he was still here? I sure don’t.
May 18th, 2012 at 12:58 pmEven if he pitched exactly the same, he’d have no chance with this infield defense.
May 18th, 2012 at 1:02 pmDerek Lowe is no longer on our team, no longer in our league, so I don’t worry about him at all.
If he wins 20 games, good for him. I hope we face him in the World Series.
May 18th, 2012 at 1:03 pmCompletely agreed.
May 18th, 2012 at 1:27 pmLowe has a WHIP of 1.44 compared to career average of 1.22. Dude knows how to win, be traded to weakest division in baseball
May 18th, 2012 at 1:28 pmSchilling giving Dykstra a run for his money, and Spike the greatest case of schadenfreude in years.
http://www.theverge.com/gaming/2012/5/18/3028766/rhode-islands-reckoning
May 18th, 2012 at 1:50 pmLowe’s game is all herb smoke and ceiling mirrors.
May 18th, 2012 at 1:58 pmFor those tethered to Gameday (or other modern versions of the smoke signal), Braves/Tampa is the mlb.tv free game today.
May 18th, 2012 at 2:15 pmAnd some grist for Awfulumpiring.com
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/blog/eye-on-baseball/19084319/mlb-suspends-umpire-bob-davidson-and-phillies-charlie-manuel
May 18th, 2012 at 2:16 pmNice synopsis, AAR.
May 18th, 2012 at 2:50 pm@9,
George Orwell would be proud.
May 18th, 2012 at 3:00 pmI crush my enemies privately, not publicly.
May 18th, 2012 at 3:28 pmThe normal lineup except throw Hinske in at 8th and slide Pastornicky down to 9th.
May 18th, 2012 at 3:57 pmSo Chipper must be feeling well, that’s good to hear.
May 18th, 2012 at 4:00 pm#17
What a disaster.
#20
Saw that video on Deadspin—it’s an F-bomb fest. But it definitely seems that Davidson overreacted.
http://tinyurl.com/c9lhz27
May 18th, 2012 at 4:01 pmHinske is the DH?
May 18th, 2012 at 4:01 pmDavidson has a long, long history of overreacting.
May 18th, 2012 at 4:09 pm@14
I guess we would then be able to say we bankrolled a 20 game winner for someone even if we’re too cash-strapped to make a trade deadline deal to improve our own team. Call me crazy, but I reserve the right to think ill of someone who for the majority of his time on my team underperformed while sucking up a large portion of my team’s payroll only to have success for another team while still sucking up a large portion of my team’s payroll. I have no delusions of him being 6-0 in an Atlanta uniform if that were still the case. I can’t lie though. As long as it lasts, his success will annoy me even if he is doing it crappy peripherals. I can’t say I am on board with wanting to face a team in the WS whose payroll my team bolstered by $10 million either. That would be a particularly bitter pill if we lost under such circumstances.
May 18th, 2012 at 4:17 pmIf we get to play anyone in the World Series—the Tribe, the Twins, the Tupac/hologram version of the ’27 Yankees—I’ll be happy.
May 18th, 2012 at 4:25 pmRather see a regular get to DH each of these games, but whatever. Play to win.
May 18th, 2012 at 4:36 pmI take your point, but Ross and Diaz against Shields is kind of a non-starter. Given Hinske and Francisco as my LH options, I think I’d rather have Chipper, Prado and Freeman in the field.
May 18th, 2012 at 5:11 pm@31
May 18th, 2012 at 5:16 pmI think we’ll see this lineup today and if they score muchos runs we’ll see it again tomorrow (with one sub maybe being Francisco for Hinske). Sunday might be the day when it gets odd. I’d expect Ross catching and Diaz at DH
My prediction: Tommy Hanson goes 5 innings and allows three runs, Chad Durbin, Livan Hernandez, and Cristhian Martinez each pitch an inning and allow one run each, Medlen pitches a scoreless 9th, and the Braves lose 6-4.
May 18th, 2012 at 5:20 pm@33- Since the extra bat is Hinske, I’d play Francisco at 3b and DH Chipper.. Francisco and Hinske are pretty similar bats.
But to win TODAY, if this was the WS, yeah, this is the best lineup.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:03 pmAll right, Tommy. Do your best Beachy imitation.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:20 pmGood start.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:26 pmChippah!
May 18th, 2012 at 6:36 pmDid anyone else grimace seeing Chipper slide there…?
May 18th, 2012 at 6:36 pmNot as much as I grimaced at how slow Eric Hinske is.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:37 pmI love how much they are making Shields work.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:42 pmA bunt single in no-man’s land that scores a run. That’s exactly the kind of thing that kills Hanson. Dinks and doinks. Gah.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:54 pmJeez Louise! Clown baseball.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:55 pmHanson could have gotten after that one a bit more.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:55 pmIt coulda been worse.
May 18th, 2012 at 6:56 pmThe Rays are super-shifty
May 18th, 2012 at 7:01 pm@44 I’m not sure why Hanson ran directly forward, if he had just angled more he might have gotten there/
May 18th, 2012 at 7:06 pm#39: I saw that. Did something similar the other night when he was scoring from second (or was it first) on an extra-base hit.
Oh, great. And now Chipper’s hobbled over at third.Took a ball off the ankle?
May 18th, 2012 at 7:08 pmOuch. Yeah. Took a hot grounder flat off the top of his ankle. That’ll hurt a guy. He’s staying in the game.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:09 pm#41: I was about to point out another great Bourn at bat. It was a K but he made Shields work work work.
#44/47: Freddie was off the bag, Uggla was nowhere to take a feed. Nobody was going to make that play even if Hanson hadn’t taken a weird direction on it. Bad D.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:11 pmTypical Tommy. Pass the bottle, please.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:12 pmAargh!
May 18th, 2012 at 7:14 pmI’m not sure what Tommy does worse, hold runners, play defense, or handle a bat.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:14 pmAnd this is only Hanson’s second trip through the lineup. This could get out of control the next time around.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:15 pmI think it’s time for a Hanson-Ross platoon.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:15 pmWalk the ballpark, Tommy.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:16 pmThrow. Strikes.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:17 pm@50, Looked like Freddie was still close enough to the bag, and was waiting, to make the play, to me. It’s more the lack of effort hat bothered me. I mean, you gotta try.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:17 pmThere is no try.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:18 pmMiss that edit button.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:18 pmHanson doesn’t miss close with pitches either…for example his 3-2 pitch to Pena. He telegraphed a breaking ball but threw it so bad not even Pena would swing. By far the most frustrating pitcher on the staff
May 18th, 2012 at 7:19 pmI can’t stand watching Hanson pitch. I need to just stop watching his starts.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:21 pmI disagree. The most frustrating pitcher on the staff is Mike Minor.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:21 pmUh oh…I hope the dropped foul tip my Mac doesn’t haunt us
May 18th, 2012 at 7:22 pmWatching Tommy pitch is painful, but he’s got the future balk down. Go get ‘em, boys.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:26 pmJason should have closed his eyes.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:33 pmWell, at least they made our guy throw a lot of pitches… Oughta get him out early…
Wait, what?
May 18th, 2012 at 7:47 pmAtta boy, Freddie.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:49 pmMr. Freeman’s magic wand still works.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:52 pmBMAC!
May 18th, 2012 at 7:55 pmWho’s doing the game on the radio with Don? Jim Powell is off, but I like this guy.
May 18th, 2012 at 7:57 pmCan we bring in Medlin now?
May 18th, 2012 at 7:58 pm“Mr. Freeman’s magic wand still works.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1rqHM9n_OQ
May 18th, 2012 at 7:59 pmThe Rays TV guys are a nice change from Chip too, Sam. There are sometimes unintended benefits to blackouts in central Florida.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:00 pmThat’s Ben Ingram. He’s Powell’s fill-in and is a regular pre- and postgame guy. Pretty bland, but also no-nonsense. Infinitely better than Chip but not as good as Jim. A perfectly cromulent fill-in.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:01 pm@ 73: chuckle.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:01 pmI prefer “pretty bland” in announcers, actually. Baseball is a game played in a giant open field while the sun shines down on humanity. I hate people who call it as if it were a damned football game.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:02 pmWho just worked the bottom of the fifth? (with apologies to Skip)
May 18th, 2012 at 8:03 pmAlso, Tommy has taken just 15 pitches to get through the past two innings. He’s retired eight men in a row and is at just 74 pitches for the night. He is maddening to watch but still a decently effective pitcher.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:03 pmPretty fair 5 innings from Hanson.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:04 pmIn case you sneezed and missed it, that was a 5 pitch inning.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:04 pmAnd credit where due; the offense gave him two more runs, put him back ahead, and Tommy Hanson went out there and blasted through a 1-2-3 inning like a pro. More of that, Chucklehead!
May 18th, 2012 at 8:04 pmI like Powell a lot, but I tire of his snide homerisms. He comments sarcastically with regard to the effort, ability, and decision-making of the opposing players… Beltran and Soriano come specifically to mind.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:05 pmI don’t mind a homer. Skip and Pete were homers. But try to be fair.
I really like how we have an offense that keeps scratching out additional runs throughout the game. It’s so weird and un-Braveslike. In a good way.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:06 pmVerlander just touched 100 with a fastball, then threw three straight disgusting curveballs to strike out the side in the 8th. Watching him is like watching Pedro 12 years ago. I don’t know how anyone ever hits him.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:11 pmTommy’s not getting real close to BMAC’s target.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:15 pmWhat a battle! Way to go, Tommy.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:17 pmGreat job.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:19 pmVerlander’s no-hitter is doomed. The Pirates have McLouth (.454 OPS).
May 18th, 2012 at 8:19 pmAnyone with a vuvuzela should be drawn and quartered. Learn how to play a trombone, farkwad.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:22 pmRemember when the (Devil) Rays tried the softball team of Fred McGriff, Greg Vaughn, Jose Canseco and Vinny Castilla in teh late 90′s? I remember seeing them all on the cover of Baseball Weekly and thinking it was fun. People thought they might have 4 guys hit 40 homers.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:22 pmODARP!
May 18th, 2012 at 8:24 pmNitram!
May 18th, 2012 at 8:24 pm@17
Kind of surprised. I thought KoA did fairly well as far as sales. I bought it and thought it was a pretty good experience, and was excited to see the Amalur universe continue.
Then again, I’m a Gen Y-er and like video games and fantasy, so I might see the whole situation differently.
Re: the current baseball game: is it just me, or does the field look awful? It has these huge, ugly blotches on my TV that are huge and ugly.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:25 pmMartin is amazing. Wow.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:26 pmI am certainly glad we didn’t trade Martin.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:28 pmAnd there goes the no-hitter.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:29 pmTigers SS should have dived, no? Maybe it’s just the angle, but that looked kind of bad.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:35 pmGood game, Tommy,
May 18th, 2012 at 8:36 pmNo chance on that ball for the SS.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:36 pmFine night’s work for Hanson. Give him a seat and let Ventbrel take it from here.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:37 pmGiven that it was Jhonny Peralta, you’re probably right. Still would have liked to see more effort given the game situation.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:39 pmI was expecting 5 innings fron Hanson, 6 if he was lucky. Medlin for 2 innings?
May 18th, 2012 at 8:40 pmIt wasn’t crushed, but it was placed well. That’s a solid single unless you have a defensive whiz of a SS covering massive range up the middle. When you have Jhonny Peralta… Might have gone with the fastball instead of the offspeed pitch.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:40 pmJuan Francisco PH’ing for Chipper. I suspect that knee is barking from the slide earlier.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:41 pmJuanderful
May 18th, 2012 at 8:41 pmWay to go, Jason.
May 18th, 2012 at 8:43 pmSomething isn’t right with Venters.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:02 pmLet’s get the run back, Braves.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:03 pmNo drama, please.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:09 pmDrama suitably avoided. Thanks, Craig.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:15 pmIt’s been a long time since we had a plus-defender in CF.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:15 pmNice play, Kimbrel!
May 18th, 2012 at 9:15 pmDrama free. Feels good.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:15 pmJust noticed the Rays star-like logo splortch in center field was in fact a logo splortch and not one of the innumerable common splortches that dot the field.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:17 pmGood win. 6-0 on Friday now, 0-6 on Monday.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:17 pmThis is the first time since last Saturday that the first-place team in the East will stay there for a whole day.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:19 pmCome on Baltimore!
May 18th, 2012 at 9:20 pmOrioles win.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:21 pmWhew, Washington loses.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:21 pm1.5!
May 18th, 2012 at 9:22 pmAnd they did it! The Orioles are winning through smoke and mirrors, but for the moment, I don’t care.
May 18th, 2012 at 9:22 pmGood lord the Postgame radio analyst is a horrible cliche machine
May 18th, 2012 at 9:27 pmMarteen is having the best year of any NL left fielder not named Ryan Braun. Actually, there’s a case to be made he’s been more valuable than Braun, but it depends on left fielder fielding metrics that I put no stock in. Still….
May 18th, 2012 at 10:19 pmThe OBPs for our normal starting lineup:
.386, .396, .335, .360, .338, .372, .346, .306
I’ll take it.
May 18th, 2012 at 10:45 pmFunny how higher OBPs are correlating with more runs. So far.
May 18th, 2012 at 11:01 pmCheck out Verlander’s avg fastball velocity by inning tonight.
1st – 92.4
2nd – 92.3
3rd – 92.2
4th – 93.8
5th – 94.1
6th – 94.0
7th – 97.8
8th – 97.8
9th – 97.9
That shouldnt be possible.
May 18th, 2012 at 11:09 pm***CHIPPER JONES
Upon showing reporters his badly swollen, bruised lower left leg, above ankle
“It’s pretty safe to say my career in Tampa is over.”
Just a bruise, a contusion?
“Yeah. I mean, I would be able to tell if it was broken. But, my gosh, that really hurt. Really.”
May 18th, 2012 at 11:12 pm@127. That means he was saving himself in the early innings. Imagine he is a relief pitcher…
Where can you find that info?
May 18th, 2012 at 11:41 pmI guess we can call this first quarter of the season a success.
May 18th, 2012 at 11:44 pmAgreed. But Chipper’s got to stay healthy (enough) for it to continue.
May 19th, 2012 at 5:36 amJust saw our division standings. Every team is above .500. There are 8 teams in the NL above .500 and 5 are in our division.
May 19th, 2012 at 7:48 am•Dave O’Brien of The Atlanta Journal-Constitution hears the Braves have not ruled out signing Roy Oswalt, but he assumes their interest depends on the price (Twitter link).
Wow. We probably won’t really be after him but the FO even speculating a move tells a lot about what they think of our 5th starters.
May 19th, 2012 at 7:56 amWith none of Jurrjens, Minor or Teheran looking all that serviceable for 2012, I’d be talking to Oswalt too.
May 19th, 2012 at 9:05 amAnd while I too am happy with the first quarter results, this club was 25 games over .500 on September 1, 2011. It’s a marathon, not a sprint.
May 19th, 2012 at 9:07 amTeheran was having a good year prior to his last start. I haven’t given up on seeing him in the rotation at some point this season.
May 19th, 2012 at 9:10 amHe was giving up too many homers even before the last start.
Oswalt would be awesome, but I’m not holding my breath.
May 19th, 2012 at 9:12 amWell, Minor, Jurrjens, and Teheran are all having disastrous seasons. I can’t imagine Wren feels good about the starting pitching depth anymore.
May 19th, 2012 at 9:16 amTeheran’s ERA is 3.38, even after a disastrous game. Where’s the fire?
May 19th, 2012 at 9:24 amI agree that Teheran has been ok in AAA – but that’s hardly a ringing endorsement for promotion – all of his peripherals are off, esp. walks and HR.
May 19th, 2012 at 9:54 amAnd something needs to happen with Minor soon – either improvement or replacement.
May 19th, 2012 at 9:55 amThe fact that we keep playing well generally is giving Minor a little extra rope, I think. It’s easier to run him back out there when we’ve won at least 3 of the 4 games since his previous start, especially now that our other starters are getting deeper into their games.
May 19th, 2012 at 10:29 amOzzie Guillen yesterday:
“I don’t care because I’m going to talk crap about them. If I take you out of the game it’s for a reason. You think I want to take you out of the game? You think I want to pinch-hit for you? I pinch-hit for you because you suck. There’s somebody else I thought was better than you.”
As Skip would have said, Ozzie Guillen is a beauty.
May 19th, 2012 at 10:35 amI agree Minor will get some more chances – but even if we are winning his starts, I am not sure letting him get his brains get beat out is a long term good thing.
May 19th, 2012 at 10:58 amRecapped.
May 19th, 2012 at 11:15 am