Atlanta Braves vs. Washington Nationals – Box Score – April 02, 2011 – ESPN.

See, what they don’t talk about when they talk about the “promise of a new season” is games like this will absolutely happen. The game is designed to make you nauseous.

Tommy Hanson had nothing at all. His velocity was off and so was his control, and he was fortunate to get out of it with only four runs, three “earned”, charged to him in a 3 2/3-inning rain-shortened start. The big blow was a two-run homer by Rick Ankiel after the Nats had already taken a 2-1 lead on a pair of sac flies (one in the second, one in the third).

After the rain, The Lisp did a pretty good job through the fifth, and Dan Uggla‘s first hit as a Brave, a solo homer leading off the sixth, cut it to 4-2. But the rest of the bullpen didn’t hold serve. Ankiel drove in a run off of Scott “Contract” Linebrink in the seventh with a squeeze bunt, and after AG (who had a monster game, 3-3 with a walk) hit a solo homer to cut it to 5-3, Peter Moylan gave up a run to reach the final score.

Each team had ten hits. The Braves stranded nine, but then again the Nats stranded ten. Prado‘s 0-5 looks pretty bad in the boxscore, but he hits some line drives that just happened to be in the wrong place.