Ladies and gentlemen, the Common North American Has-Been. Anderson, who was never as good as his press clippings to begin with, has shown little evidence that he can still play major league baseball since 2004. In the large collection of evidence that baseball players are not all that bright, see the Google News result for “Garret Anderson”:

Angels’ players surprised Garret Anderson can’t find a job – BostonHerald.com

Anderson has been (ha!) a career Angel, drafted in 1990 and a regular since 1995. He’s the franchise leader in hits and virtually every other hitting counting stat but homers, where he finished second to Tim Salmon. The main exception is walks, where he is ninth, because Anderson is basically Mr. Angel, the living embodiment of the franchise’s swing-at-everything philosophy. This would be the same philosophy that all but ruined Casey Kotchman.

Anderson has, over the past four seasons, posted three OPS+ between 94 and 97 while playing left field and DH. His game is essentially all batting average at this point, because he rarely walks (he never did, much) and he only reaches the mid-teens in homers (between 14 and 17 every one of the past five years).

As I said above, he was never all that good to begin with. The only years in which Anderson really played at a championship level were 1999-2000, when he was in centerfield, and 2002-03, when he had an all-around offensive spike that made him productive in left. The rest of the time, he was basically slightly better than he was the last four seasons, a corner outfielder with a good glove, a good batting average, and some power, but an on-base liability. Last season, Anderson hit .293 .325 .433. This is better than anything the Braves got from their corner outfielders, but it’s hardly good, and it’s not worth an investment of anything more than a minor league contract. In a platoon role, he might improve slightly because he had no power at all against lefties, but he still only slugged .450 against righthanders.

Career high in walks: 38.

Garret Anderson Statistics – Baseball-Reference.com