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I will believe Hampton pitches when I see it and maybe not even then game thread: July 26, Braves at Phillies

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192 Responses to “I will believe Hampton pitches when I see it and maybe not even then game thread: July 26, Braves at Phillies”

  1. 1
    Ron Says:

    I predict the Braves score 4 runs in the top of the first. With 2 outs, Hampton comes to bat. He hits a swinging bunt and breaks his big toe on the bag trying to beat it out and goes on the DL without having thrown a pitch.

  2. 2
    njbravesfan Says:

    Over/Under on how many innings he lasts as a starter before getting hurt.

    My friend said 13.5
    Im saying 4.5

    any takers?

  3. 3
    Dan Says:

    Poor Hampton. Even if he pitches great today, he still won’t win with the anemic Braves’ offense going against Hamels. Hamels will probably throw his third (in three trys) complete game against the Braves this season today.

    Also, I’d say there is a 95% chance of a Martin Prado sighting at second base today. Make bad even worse, Bobby.

  4. 4
    njbravesfan Says:

    I wonder if he does get hurt again, will it be like a pulled muscle, or will it be something cool, like

    sliding into second he twists his ankle, or, he trys to bunt nad breaks his finger by holding the bat wrong, or a homerun is hit, the fireworks go off and he gets a concussion from the blast?

  5. 5
    bfan Says:

    pretty smart move here; sacrifice the game against hamels (we just cannot hit him) by pitching the experiment, and try and sneak out a series win with Sunday’s game).

  6. 6
    Alzheimer's 08! Says:

    I really hope Hampton does well, all kidding aside. It would be a major boost, but I’m not going to hold my breath.

  7. 7
    RobBroad4th Says:

    This just in, Hampton out for the season after spontaneously combusting in his sleep.

  8. 8
    Jim Says:

    Well, it’s a 3:55 start, so we can play guess the Hampton injury time!

    I’ll guess 3:37.

  9. 9
    Mac Thomason Says:

    I’m telling you — perfect game, injured in the celebration.

  10. 10
    Hawkmoon Says:

    I’ll take that Mac, it’d be more than what he’s done the last 3 years, at least we’d get something out of it.

  11. 11
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Or: Hits first inning grand slam, injured when he trips over third base.

  12. 12
    Alzheimer's 08! Says:

    Or he could break his jaw or dislocate his lips will doing some snuff….

  13. 13
    Boomer Says:

    Hopefully he won’t break his arm throwing pickoff throws to first today.

    But seriously, go Braves, and go Hampton.

  14. 14
    JC Says:

    I predict he leaves the game early, and not because he is injured.

  15. 15
    jea Says:

    I predict that Jeff Porter plays second, so he can be closer to Hampton in case anything happens.

  16. 16
    Dan Says:

    Casey Blake to the Dodgers.

    I too predict that Hampton leaves the game early and not because of an injury of any sort.

  17. 17
    Rob Cope Says:

    Casey Blake to the Dodgers? What’d they give up? I can’t access mainstream internet sites because of the filters at my job. Freakin’ Best Buy…

  18. 18
    Douglass Says:

    On the season, McCann, a catcher, now has a higher OPS than C. Utley, R. Howard, H. Ramirez, D. Uggla, D. Wright, C. Beltran, R. Braun, A. Dunn, J.D. Drew, Manny, etc. (…he’s even 37 points higher than Josh “Achilles” Hamilton.)

    In fact, at .951, he’s now 9th in all of baseball behind only L. Berkman, C. Jones, A. Pujols, M. Bradley, M. Holliday, A. Rod, P. Burrell, & R. Ludwick…the best of the best.

  19. 19
    Dan Says:

    According to MLBTradeRumors.com, it’s Casey Blake to the Dodgers for minor-league catcher Carlos Santana, pitcher Jon Meloan and cash.

  20. 20
    jea Says:

    Dan beat me to it.
    Those numbers for McCann are even more impressive than I’d have thought. Thanks for posting that, Douglass.

  21. 21
    Catz Says:

    Well, it’s happened

    Hampton injured falling down stairs; likely out for season

  22. 22
    Douglass Says:

    pwn3d.

  23. 23
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    I got it. He has to leave the park before the first inning because his wife is rushed to the hospital after being cut while framing the lineup card.

  24. 24
    andrew b Says:

    I want yall to know I am literally posting from the braves bullpen at citizens bank park. I am waiting to see this for my own eyes. I won’t believe it til I see it. No activity yet but ill let yall know when hampton comes out.

  25. 25
    Douglass Says:

    exellent andrew, excellent.

    Every war room needs eyes on the ground.

  26. 26
    Dan Says:

    Prado starting at second base. Kelly Johnson, hitting something like .320
    against left handers, has yet to see Cole Hamels this season.

    Bobby continues to try the same thing, starting Prado at second, because you know, it worked so well against the Phillies the other two times the Braves have played them with Hamels starting.

  27. 27
    Douglass Says:

    That really is bulletpoint 1A on the “Things Bobby has repeatedly done wrong this year” list.

  28. 28
    Douglass Says:

    Though I’m sure it makes ricflair happy.

    IT’S A FREE COUNTRY LOVE IT OR A LEAVE IT!!!!111one

  29. 29
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Of course, “Not facing Cole Hamels” is a good beginning for hitting .320 against lefthanders.

  30. 30
    Douglass Says:

    That’s a fair point about Kelly’s average against lefty’s but the main reason you shouldn’t regularly platoon KJ and Prado in my eyes is Prado’s atrocious defense.

  31. 31
    Another Alex R. Says:

    “Getting to Know Brian McCann” on the Fox pre-game show: Brian McCann likes Saved by the Bell, 24, and Mexican food — soft tacos, burritos, and cheese dip.

    Having just come back from eating Mexican food for lunch, I heartily approve the sentiment.

  32. 32
    andrew b Says:

    Ok. I can report he walked up the bullpen steps without incident. Also took 10-12 throws from the bullpen mound. So far all without an injury. I’m headed to my seat now.

    On a side note, some dude was riding hampton, yelling all kinds of stuff and roger mcdowell just looked up and goes “het fat boy, whens the last time you laid off a hamburger?”. Pretty classic.

  33. 33
    RobBroad4th Says:

    Great line by McDowell! Thanks for the update, Andrew.

  34. 34
    RobBroad4th Says:

    Anyone else blacked out on MLB.TV? Anyone know a way around it?

    I would love to see this game.

  35. 35
    Douglass Says:

    If he’s gonna injure himself, he better do it now.

  36. 36
    Catz Says:

    I bet on the first pitch of the game, whoever’s leading off will line a foul ball into the dugout and hit hampton

  37. 37
    Douglass Says:

    All Fox saturday games are blacked out on mlb.tv and extra-innings.

  38. 38
    RobBroad4th Says:

    I guess I forgot, I haven’t been around for a Saturday game in a while.

  39. 39
    Boomer Says:

    LOL Ohman

  40. 40
    Catz Says:

    What is Ohman thinking

  41. 41
    csg Says:

    this is hilarious

  42. 42
    csg Says:

    “recently up from the minor leagues where he found his swing batting 6th Jeff Francoeur. He says it some kind of chicken wing thing, I dont know.”

    classic…

  43. 43
    Catz Says:

    well there goes my prediction

  44. 44
    Stu Says:

    I hereby promise to never say a negative word about Roger McDowell for the rest of my life, unless he commits some sort of crime.

    That’s just awesome.

    Will Ohman with a strong showing in the pregame introductions. Perhaps that performance will net us a better prospect when he’s traded.

  45. 45
    Stu Says:

    Add Bob Davidson to the list of umpires needlessly pissed off by Secular Ebony by heading to first prematurely on a called strike.

  46. 46
    Eric Says:

    Someone needs to explain to this announcer on FOX that the purpose of selling is not to get better this year.

  47. 47
    drewdat Says:

    Ohman is definitely getting traded now, if he wasn’t before. Good way to go, though.

  48. 48
    Catz Says:

    Ok, this is his last chance to injure himself before the game starts… don’t give up hope yet

  49. 49
    Frank Says:

    all that stands between Hampton and pitching is 7 warmup pitches and a chalk line–I bet on the chalk line

  50. 50
    Douglass Says:

    He actually threw a pitch!

  51. 51
    Eric Says:

    And hell freezes over

  52. 52
    Mike Says:

    Oh my God, it happened.

  53. 53
    RyanM Says:

    Just so everyone who is blacked out can see…this website has the stream somehow.

    http://www.justin.tv/lutv_balls

  54. 54
    Catz Says:

    and he pitches the first pitch without incident. We can no longer say he hasn’t pitched in nearly 3 years

  55. 55
    Frank Says:

    the critics are silent

  56. 56
    JC Says:

    Critics silenced!

  57. 57
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Well, we can still say that he hasn’t pitched in a meaningful game in three years.

  58. 58
    RobBroad4th Says:

    Thanks, Ryan.

  59. 59
    Alex C Says:

    I am so happy that I got to witness Rollins’ streak end.

  60. 60
    drewdat Says:

    How does Rollins get caught for the first time in ‘08 by McCann and Hampton as a battery? Long odds.

  61. 61
    Stephen Says:

    Hampton’s back!!

    McCann the Man!

  62. 62
    Douglass Says:

    re: 57

    You wouldn’t know that from listening to this Fox Broadcast. I understand that in these weekly broadcasts, the networks like to play up the storylines to make the game seem more dramatic and meaningful.

    But this is just ridiculous. That opening segment about how we should be buyers…”I don’t see what you could gain by trading Teixeira”(regardless of how you feel on the issue, cooome on.)…they’re only six and half back, how could they be sellers?…and then just now, they flash a graphic saying that the braves comeback chances depend on how Hampton pitches.

    That’s just shitty, network driven commentary. Oh how I hate playing on Fox.

  63. 63
    Douglass Says:

    Great throw and leadoff single by B-Mac!

  64. 64
    Nathan Says:

    McCann is awesome. I feel like, despite the lovefest today, that does not get said often enough for a 24 (!!) year old catcher locked up long-term who is in the top ten in the league in extra-base hits and OPS+.

  65. 65
    Mac Thomason Says:

    McCann debuts on my top 44 list this year… and he keeps moving up.

  66. 66
    Catz Says:

    That’s Our Jeffy!™

  67. 67
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Francoeur sucks, but at least he ran out the groundball.

  68. 68
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Obviously, anyone who spells “McCutcheon” “McCutchen” was born to be an evil Yankee.

    –McCutcheon Thomason

  69. 69
    Dan Says:

    Left-handed McCann gets hit off left-hander Cole Hamels.

    After that, three consecutive right-handers (Infante, Francoeur and Prado) made outs against Hamels.

    Bobby Cox’s brain does not compute.

  70. 70
    ryan c Says:

    i’ve never seen a free live video feed. i have mlbtv and the game is blacked out for me. thanks ryan for the link.

  71. 71
    Mike Says:

    That sounded like a sexual reference, “Ryan Howard can play on my team any day of the week”.

  72. 72
    Weldon Says:

    Eric Karros can give me a better appreciation of Joe Simpson any day of the week.

  73. 73
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Eric “I’m the reason Mike Piazza stayed at catcher even though he couldn’t really catch” Karros.

  74. 74
    Nathan Says:

    Good time for his first ground ball.

  75. 75
    RyanM Says:

    Eric Karros: Teaching Little Leaguers how to cheat since 2008.

  76. 76
    Mac Thomason Says:

    And now, the grand slam.

  77. 77
    ryan c Says:

    that was a good pitch.

  78. 78
    Dan Says:

    Ballgame.

  79. 79
    TomL Says:

    I’m way more excited to see Hampton hit than pitch

    Yah that’s a let down

  80. 80
    Eric Says:

    I was pretty excited to see Hampton swinging too. I was just hoping he didn’t hurt himself swinging the bat.

  81. 81
    Alzheimer's 08! Says:

    Is it me or does Hampton look thinner?

  82. 82
    ryan c Says:

    2 on no out. we better get something quick before francoeur gets a chance to kill the rally.

  83. 83
    JC Says:

    I ♥ Brian McCann.

  84. 84
    RobBroad4th Says:

    So THAT’s what clutch hitting looks like.

  85. 85
    ryan c Says:

    francoeur at least cant hit into a double play…well, i hope not. nice hit infante.

  86. 86
    Alex C Says:

    Wow, according to the FOX broadcast Mac is one of only three catchers to have 3 consecutive 20 homer seasons at his age. Which is great until you remember he only had 18 last year.

  87. 87
    Tomas Says:

    SuperSpeedCatcher(tm)!

  88. 88
    Adam Says:

    “[McCann's] got power AND speed!” – moron on Fox

  89. 89
    ryan c Says:

    wowey! a lead on hamels.

  90. 90
    Dan Says:

    Wow, this is great.

  91. 91
    RobBroad4th Says:

    I think the Fox guy was kidding. He did mention that his career high is 3 SBs.

    Either way, I don’t like him much.

  92. 92
    RobBroad4th Says:

    This is fantastic.

  93. 93
    Stephen Says:

    This inning rocks–the Phillies look like the Braves of the 1970s….

  94. 94
    TomL Says:

    You got to love Rollins not even trying to catch it. That was waay off.

  95. 95
    csg Says:

    what team am I watching, I love this

    Hamels throw to 2nd was one of the worst throws Ive ever seen. At least 10-15 feet to the left of 2nd base

  96. 96
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    We are actually out-managing someone. This is FUN again. Buy, and buy now… :)

  97. 97
    ryan c Says:

    holy matrimony batman. what’s going on?

  98. 98
    RyanM Says:

    This is unbelievable how quick this is all happening.

  99. 99
    Hate King Says:

    I love Chipper laughing at the Phillies in the dugout.

  100. 100
    ryan c Says:

    chief,
    is that some positivity or some sarcasm? either way, i like it.

  101. 101
    Alzheimer's 08! Says:

    This is great

  102. 102
    Tomas Says:

    Hoping they go into the bullpen before Hamels gets it together and no-hits the Braves for the rest of the game.

  103. 103
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    Best half inning we’ve had in a while… All around good play.

  104. 104
    JC Says:

    The TV and radio are almost in sync. Only problem is that Joe is doing the radio. He has taken it upon himself to do both play-by-play and color.

  105. 105
    jea Says:

    This is awesome.

  106. 106
    RobBroad4th Says:

    The Fox guys called it!!

  107. 107
    TomL Says:

    suck it hamels

  108. 108
    Tomas Says:

    Tex with a big shot!

  109. 109
    Stephen Says:

    Tex!!

  110. 110
    csg Says:

    hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  111. 111
    Alzheimer's 08! Says:

    Are we buyers now?

  112. 112
    ryan c Says:

    hells yeah…kickin’ cole’s hammy ass.

  113. 113
    Weldon Says:

    booooooooooooooo

    But let us not lose sight of the need to sell.

  114. 114
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    ryanc,

    It’s just a game and I was an ass. Apology accepted???

  115. 115
    Hate King Says:

    Did Teixeira say, “That just happened!” ?????

  116. 116
    Adam M Says:

    @78 – I guess not.

  117. 117
    csg Says:

    #111 – No, just getting Tex’s value up and trying to mess up the Phils season

    #115 – yes he did

  118. 118
    Alex C Says:

    Does this mean that Mike Hampton may actually.. get a win?

    Where am I?

  119. 119
    ryan c Says:

    it’s cool. life wouldnt be too easy if someone didnt challenge your thought processes every now and again.

  120. 120
    csg Says:

    cmon Hampton get through 5

  121. 121
    ububba Says:

    I take a shower, down 3-0. I come out, it’s 9-3.

    Maybe I should head back into the shower.

  122. 122
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Hampton still has to get through at least two more innings.

  123. 123
    Dan Says:

    If the Braves sweep this series, they’re not selling…even if it’s still hopeless. They may just stand pat, but they will not sell.

  124. 124
    Mac Thomason Says:

    The good news: The Braves will now go on a huge run and win the division.
    The bad news: By the end of the season, UBubba will be a giant prune.

  125. 125
    ugalaw Says:

    How many runs had we scored of Hammels this entire season before that inning? Anyone know off the top of their head?

  126. 126
    RobBroad4th Says:

    Use a gentle soap, ububba. Jergens maybe.

  127. 127
    Adam M Says:

    If only four of the nine runs were ‘earned,’ does that mean Teixeira didn’t ‘earn’ the home run? Also, one of those errors was Hamels’. I say this because earned runs are stupid.

  128. 128
    jea Says:

    I think I’d like to retroactively create the Hampton Injury Curse to explain how poorly the Braves had played since he first got injured. I am confident they will never lose a game again.
    Ububba, stay in the shower just in case.

  129. 129
    Bethany Says:

    I can’t stop grinning!

  130. 130
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    Damn,

    Eaton has nothing on the ball. I guarantee you I could hit the ball into play off this guy. His fastball was just 79 a couple pitches ago.

  131. 131
    JC Says:

    Did the Phillies not get the memo that Jeffy can’t hit high and inside pitches?

  132. 132
    rebraunjr Says:

    Frenchy with hit!!!! He’s back. Whoooooooo!!!!!

  133. 133
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Oh, Goofus…

  134. 134
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    Dumbest player in major league baseball. Sorry, he just is.

  135. 135
    Stu Says:

    At least Francoeur is still a moron.

  136. 136
    Hate King Says:

    What’s that well known rule? Oh yeah, never make the first or third out at third base. Good job, Jeff.

  137. 137
    Alex C Says:

    Excellent baserunning

  138. 138
    Bethany Says:

    Frenchy sucks.

  139. 139
    sansho1 Says:

    #136

    Especially on a play that requires only about a 60-foot throw…

  140. 140
    JC Says:

    It’s like waiting for Chris Farley to fall down.

  141. 141
    RobBroad4th Says:

    Rules, shmules. It’s Jeff Francouer! He can do anything!

  142. 142
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    If that stupid baserunning error ends up costing us this game, I will personally strangle Francouer.

  143. 143
    Nick Says:

    I bet Francoeur couldn’t name one baseball cardinal sin if you asked him.

  144. 144
    Stephen Says:

    Royce Ring–He truly sucks….

  145. 145
    Alex C Says:

    That was some pretty big failure by Ring.

  146. 146
    Dan Says:

    Oh my, they’re blowing it.

  147. 147
    RobBroad4th Says:

    Cardinal Sins of Baseball according to Francouer:

    1) Not swinging.
    2) Hiding your true feelings.

  148. 148
    Alzheimer's 08! Says:

    I will break something if we blow this game

  149. 149
    Brad Says:

    My God. Chris Coste.

  150. 150
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    This is going to be one of those 15-14 type games where every player is used and crazy things start happening.

  151. 151
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    Lord have mercy on us…

  152. 152
    Alex C Says:

    Sigh.

  153. 153
    Alzheimer's 08! Says:

    bullshit

  154. 154
    JC Says:

    Holy !@#$!

  155. 155
    Stu Says:

    Wow.

    Well, at least we can be sure that we’re selling.

  156. 156
    Brad Says:

    Nice work, guys.
    Sell.

  157. 157
    Nick Says:

    @#%@!!!

  158. 158
    Bethany Says:

    *sigh* we’re gonna lose.

  159. 159
    Stephen Says:

    Ugh!!….This inning truly sucks…

  160. 160
    RyanM Says:

    Sell. And put Boyer out to pasture.

  161. 161
    Dan Says:

    Wow they really suck.

    Sell.

  162. 162
    Brad Says:

    All those 7-2 games Boyer pitched finally caught up.
    Thanks, Bobby. Now retire.

  163. 163
    Stephen Says:

    SELL, SELL, SELL, SELL, SELL!!

  164. 164
    Marc Schneider Says:

    Pretty predictable on a hot day in Philly. But I bet the Braves don’t score again and lose something like 15-9. It’s not every day and every team that has a nine-run inning and loses.

  165. 165
    csg Says:

    can you really do anything more than laugh at this??? geez, this team sucks and like I’ve said for the last two weeks – sell, sell, sell…

  166. 166
    Nick Says:

    Hope whatever you broke wasn’t valuable, Alzheimers.

  167. 167
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Let’s all agree to blame Francoeur.

  168. 168
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    This park is a bandbox, but 20 PH already is pretty damned impressive for Dobbs.

  169. 169
    JC Says:

    Get back in the shower!

  170. 170
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    That baserunning blunder was egregious to quote Reese Bobby.

  171. 171
    Hanan Says:

    When you’re 2-8 against this team and they’re sitting up there taking BP, it might be time to send a message and loosen these guys up a bit. But that’s not the “braves way”. Dobbs hit that ball about 500 feet and he was just sitting comfortably waiting a fastball from Boyer.

    Guys like Cost, Mike Redmond and others have always been Braves killers, with no recourse from the Braves. I’d move those guys back every now and then.

  172. 172
    Another Alex R. Says:

    I’m gonna make a really nerdy reference here, but I think we just got beaten by Dobbs’s Original Slack.

  173. 173
    Another Alex R. Says:

    It is indescribable how much I’d rather have Infante up here than Frenchy.

    … aaaand, dammit.

  174. 174
    Dan Says:

    Three walks and the Braves don’t score.

    They suck.

  175. 175
    Mike Says:

    The Braves have to be the worst team in the league with the bases loaded.

    Our boy Frenchy leading off the seventh…

  176. 176
    Mike Says:

    WHIFF!

  177. 177
    JC Says:

    Memo received.

  178. 178
    Another Alex R. Says:

    My goodness.

    I think his eyesight really must be terrible. Can they give him another eye exam?

  179. 179
    Weldon Says:

    The Braves without Frenchy are actually near or over 300 with the bases loaded, but Frenchy is something like 2 for 18. So it just seems like we’re terrible with the bases juiced. It’s just a Frenchy illusion.
    And that was a woefully sad swing Frenchy put on that ball.

  180. 180
    Another Alex R. Says:

    Jeff Francoeur at the plate with the bases loaded reminds me of Bill Murray in Groundhog Day.

    There is no way that this winter is ever going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don’t see any other way out. He has to be stopped. I have to stop him.

  181. 181
    DJ Says:

    This team will NEVER put together a ten win stretch because Bobby pitches his top relievers in every game whether down by two or up by ten. Use your entire bullpen or send them down!!!!

  182. 182
    Hate King Says:

    Shower trick doesn’t work for me.

  183. 183
    Another Alex R. Says:

    I remember why we like this Soriano fellow.

  184. 184
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Seriously, when did this game start to go downhill? AT THE VERY INSTANT Francoeur got thrown out at third for no reason. I’m thisclose to blaming him for the Kennedy Assassination. Or possibly the Lincoln Assassination. Why not?

  185. 185
    ryan c Says:

    is chipper available to pinch hit?

  186. 186
    DJ Says:

    178 – I have heard that this may be a bigger issue than people are making of it. If he can’t see the seams of the baseball he has no idea what pitch is coming. If this is true, his career is over.

  187. 187
    TomL Says:

    What was wrong with Bobby’s bullpen use today? These are must win games put out your best

  188. 188
    Frank Says:

    sell

    my 7 year old: “Why did Cox have to put in Boyer?”

    not bad for a kid, though a better question would be why didn’t he bring the hook before the lead was pissed away

    Hampton pitched–it was bound to be a weird game

  189. 189
    TomL Says:

    9 runs in one inning. 3 walks in another inning. and we lose. teixeira and ohman should start saying their goodbyes. let’s hope posada doesn’t make it back so yankees have a 1b/dh spot open

  190. 190
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    Ok, sell.

  191. 191
    Ron Says:

    EPIC FAIL

  192. 192
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Recap is up. Die, Jeffy.

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