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30 Apr

Eddie Gaedel, pioneer game thread: Braves at Nats April 30

I think that the Braves should sign a little person. I mean, really little, tiny strike zone. Lead him off in every road game, and when he walks, run Kotsay for him. I think this could work. Lord knows we need baserunners. I know that some will say that this is a mockery of the game, but to these people I ask: have you seen Chris Resop pitch?

290 Responses to “Eddie Gaedel, pioneer game thread: Braves at Nats April 30”

  1. 1
    sansho1 Says:

    (Hopeless) Hampton update:

    He struck out the side in the first and allowed a walk. Radar gun at 87-88.

    Yes, I’m streaming RBraves. Yes, I’m bored.

  2. 2
    Jorgbacca Says:

    What happened to Chuck James? I don’t mean physically but literally. I can’t find him listed on the DL or the 40 man on the official site. The official site lists the next for starts as JJ v. Nats, Hudson v. Cincy, JoJo v. Cincy, and Glavine v. Cincy. I realize he had a rough outing last time out and he’s probably going to miss a start or two I’m just wondering if he got sent back to Richmond.

    Oh and Mac, I love the Phil Collins videos. For just a unbelievable amount of bad videos I think he tops Journey/Steve Perry and Hall and Oates. If we still had Andruw you’d have to play “I Missed Again” where he air plays every instrument from trumpet to drums to microphone cord.

  3. 3
    Brandon Says:

    Sir, I am a little person. Your comments deeply offend me.

  4. 4
    Mac Thomason Says:

    I’m sure he’s on the 40-man. He was sent to Richmond after his recent disaster.

    Again, I like Hall & Oates, but they paired good songs with amazingly bad videos. The production values of the Collins videos are much higher, but the taste, and the music, are far worse.

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    csg Says:

    Hall and Oates are solid

    Why does Gotay always get the call in PH situations? Is he the best we have on the bench? Just wondering why Blanco didnt get the call before Gotay or Pena? I would like to see Pena get a couple of more opportunities, but I guess he’s odd man out when Infante returns. I dont understand why we would keep Miller around. He has no bat and his defense isnt very good either, I believe he had two passed balls in one game already this year.

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    chris Says:

    best of the bad 80’s pop has to go to:

    duran duran

    their music (most of it) was decent for the time (have you heard Bananaramma recently? christ) and some songs can hold up even now, and their videos were oppulent and fun and mysterious.

    shit, they’re named after a character in barbarella with fonda (nice braves connection there, don’t you think?).

    collins, however, always struck me as a tool. even in genesis, gabriel was the brains (but collins DEFINITELY has the shiny head…

    zing.)

  7. 7
    Cliff Says:

    We are 4th in the league in OBP. I don’t think that is the problem.

    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/stats/aggregate?sort=onBasePct&split=0&group=8&season=2008&seasonType=2&statType=batting&type=reg

    The problem with the offense is an overemphasis on trying to force a hit and not being willing to take the walk when somebody is giving it. Interestingly, the one player who best takes the walk when it is given, Chipper, hits the best. The second best at, KJ, is frequently roundly criticized.

    It is an organizational philosophy problem. Look at our minor league teams. Last night one team (Mississippi?) had 0 walks received in 9 innings. That is pitiful.

  8. 8
    sansho1 Says:

    2nd inning — Hampton allowed a double and no other damage. RBraves announcer opines that JoJo was pulled yesterday to rest him for Smoltz’s spot.

  9. 9
    csg Says:

    pretty poor 2 IP for Jo Jo yesterday

    2IP 4H 2ER 2BB 1K

  10. 10
    Stu Says:

    As we proved with Lillibridge, we like calling our minor leaguers up in the middle of their respective slumps.

  11. 11
    bwarrend Says:

    First Time Caller, Long Time Listener. Could you play “Against All Odds” by Phil Collins? It seems to be the theme for the Braves this season.

  12. 12
    sansho1 Says:

    Interesting trivia question during the RBraves game: Hampton is attempting to become the first ML starter in the expansion era (since 1961) to have started over 250 career games, then make even one start after missing two complete seasons. Who was the first?

  13. 13
    sansho1 Says:

    Walk and a bleeder single allowed in the third, but no runs and one K. Some deep counts — he’s probably around 60 pitches.

  14. 14
    Remy Says:

    José Rijo?

  15. 15
    Remy Says:

    Sorry. Reread the question.

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    sansho1 Says:

    Rijo, while not the answer given on the radio, appears to be correct as well. Whoever came up with that question will never make it to AFLAC at this rate….

    I’ll give it a little more time.

    Hampton at 58 pitches going into the 4th, aiming for 75. Chuckie J warming up in the pen.

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    Robert Says:

    It’s JJ’s turn again already? I was hoping he might get an extra day or two after that high stress Mets outing.

    I know they can’t with all the injuries but I wish they could be a little more careful with his arm. It’s nice to have a talented young SP, it’s been a while.

  18. 18
    td Says:

    When your talking about Hampton, be careful in using the term “bleeder”.

    When Infante returns, I would expect Gotay to get DFA’d. I mean, we didn’t trade anyone to get him and he seems to be living up to his price at this point. After seeing Lillibridge play, I understand why we decided we needed someone else.

  19. 19
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Re: #3. Why is this offensive?

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    sansho1 Says:

    You’re not going to believe this. At 72 pitches (3 from his limit), Hampton throws a pitch to Reed Brignac and walks off the mound. Trainer comes out, and Hampton gets pulled in the middle of the count.

    Actually, you probably do believe it.

  21. 21
    Mac Thomason Says:

    It is a surprise. I really thought he’d make it back to Atlanta to hurt himself in warmups again.

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    sansho1 Says:

    He must have figured he couldn’t pull that one again (I know, careful when you say “pull” around Hampton), so his only choice was to do it now.

    Sadly, I think I’m only half-kidding. I think he’s mental.

  23. 23
    Mark Gordon Says:

    Is it Jim Bouton?

  24. 24
    sansho1 Says:

    Bouton didn’t have the 250 starts needed.

    OK gotta run. It was Dave Stieb (and, evidently, Rijo).

  25. 25
    basil Says:

    Little people and 80’s videos make me think of the Safety Dance by Men Without Hats.

    Mac, I enjoyed the paper. Have you already submitted it?

  26. 26
    Ron Says:

    It’s only April, but Mike Hampton is already a lock for the 2008 Carl Pavano Award. I’m already starting to be scared the Braves will offer him a low dollar contract for next year after the season.

  27. 27
    Robert Says:

    Please. Carl Pavano once won the Mike Hampton award. A little respect would be nice.

  28. 28
    MGL Says:

    So I’m sitting here contemplting what could be wrong with Mikey Hampton now and the following thoughts came to mind:

    1) He’s not hurt again, just needed to go to the potty.

    2) Carl Pavano was in the stands yelling “Mike, you don’t have to pitch to get the money”

    3) One of his balls slipped through the vent holes in his protective cup and got pinched. Oh wait, he has no balls.

  29. 29
    Brad Says:

    He’s trying to rehab an injury so he can help the Braves this season, and b/c it’s taken longer than you’d like he ‘has no balls’? Please.

  30. 30
    ricflair Says:

    I agree with MGL. Suck it up Mike. What a wuss. By the way Brad he has not pitched since 2005 in case you forgot.

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    Frank Says:

    what’s up with the early start times today–the Rome Braves started at 10:30–is it early bird Wednesday or are the Braves trying to do primetime broadcasts to eastern Europe?

  32. 32
    Brad Says:

    There are plenty of baseball players who you could say ‘have no balls’, like those who beat their wives or take steroids. Hampton didn’t ask for any of this and he’s rehabbed and worked a lot harder to come back the last few years than a lot of current guys on our team. Say he’s injury-prone, say it’s bad luck or fate or that he’s cursed, fine. But saying he has no balls just doesn’t fly with me. He’s repeatedly said he’s doing everything he can to come back and try and help the team–his body hasn’t allowed it so far. But he’s at the park a lot more than most guys on the team and no one probably knows what all he’s gone through to try and get back.

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    Grump Says:

    A little off topic, but Smoltz might be heading for the bullpen.

    http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3374786

    That man is a class act. Willing to do whatever it takes to help his team.

  34. 34
    Brad Says:

    Wait, Smoltz is hurt? On the DL? He obviously has no balls.

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    Robert Says:

    #33 – sounds good.

    By the time Smoltz is ready to come off the DL, Blaine Boyer should be ready to go on it. I thought I could smell a burning smell coming from Blaine’s shoulder when he left the mound last night – and I was only watching the game on TV.

  36. 36
    Mac Thomason Says:

    I turned in the paper last night — I was still writing it yesterday afternoon. If I had the scope, I would at least have included something about his clashes with the Elias Bureau, and I originally intended to offer more about the publishing ventures of STATS/BIS, but didn’t have the time to properly research it all.

  37. 37
    braves14 Says:

    I just read the DOB blog, and Smoltz may want to return to the bullpen because he may not be able to pitch 6-7 innings a night as a starter when he returns. That is a better argument than moving Smoltz to the bullpen just because it is struggling.

  38. 38
    braves14 Says:

    Re: the Richmond game

    After Hampton left, James pitched the last 4.2 innings. He allowed just one run, but walked 3 and struck out only 2. I’m concerned about his peripherals, after once being outstanding, lately they’ve been very mediocre.

  39. 39
    braves14 Says:

    For the remainder of the season, we might once again have 2 holes in the back of the rotation if James, Bennett, or Reyes can’t stabilize them.

  40. 40
    csg Says:

    Hampton update

    http://atlanta.braves.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080430&content_id=2614611&vkey=news_atl&fext=.jsp&c_id=atl

  41. 41
    Marc Schneider Says:

    I don’t see the point of moving Smoltz to the bullpen unless he just can’t give the innings anymore. I assume they would use him as the closer–but that hasn’t really been the problem. If anything, they need him as a set up guy but he isn’t going to do that. If he moves to the bullpen, where do they replace his innings. If his shoulder is so bad that he doesn’t think he can start anymore, the Braves are screwed any way you cut it.

    I was at the game last night and I don’t think I have ever seen so many poor at bats. They just seem to go up and flail. It’s not like Tim Redding is Bob Gibson but he controlled them (other than Chipper). Does Frenchy EVER take the first pitch? The top of the seventh was just ugly. It’s pretty obvious the team is frustrated and pressing; in close games on the road especially, they seem to expect things to go wrong and they usually do.

    It’s very depressing. I don’t think the cavalry is coming over the hill.

  42. 42
    ricflair Says:

    Hampton update. He sucks. Oh I forgot we already know that. Why doesn’t the SOB retire so we can get another starting pitcher that will actually pitch?

  43. 43
    Brad Says:

    Um, he’s on the DL, so he’s not costing us a roster spot.

  44. 44
    Mac Thomason Says:

    He’s on the 40-man.

  45. 45
    Brad Says:

    Oh ok. Well then surely after today he’ll be DL’d.

  46. 46
    sansho1 Says:

    He’s a floor wax AND a dessert topping.

  47. 47
    Jason Says:

    #12:

    If memory serves me correctly, it was Schoolboy Rowe. I can’t count the number of times I’ve heard his name in conjunction with Hampton’s over the past few months, but I know it’s quite a few.

  48. 48
    Remy Says:

    Hampton’s trials and tribulations remind me of those of Nick Esasky’s in the early 1980s. I don’t know whose are more frustrating–or more comical.

    I’m still hoping Hampton can pull one out (no pun intended).

  49. 49
    csg Says:

    KJ
    Escobar
    Jones
    Tex
    Mccann
    Frenchy
    Kotsay
    Blanco

  50. 50
    braves14 Says:

    He’s already on the DL. Unless insurance is somehow covering it, the Braves still have to pay his expensive salary, so he is in fact costing the Braves a lot.

  51. 51
    Frank Says:

    @45—being on the 15 day dl counts as part of the 40-man, but the 60 day dl does not

  52. 52
    MGL Says:

    Pirates spanking the Mets 13-1 Top of 8th.

  53. 53
    Frank Says:

    Definitive proof Cox is a fool:

    “We were counting heavily on him,” said Braves manager Bobby Cox, who had Hampton scheduled for a May 10 start at Pittsburgh …

  54. 54
    Stu Says:

    Why was KJ scratched?

  55. 55
    Stu Says:

    Per DOB, he’s sitting with a sore back. Didn’t realize those were contagious.

  56. 56
    Brad Says:

    Another wasted double.

  57. 57
    chris Says:

    we’re almost at a time where we need to REALLY think about blowing this team up

    trade(s):

    tex (AA pitcher and HIGH ceiling MIF type (millwaukeee has ALOT of these…but arizona needs his bat more)
    smoltz (ugh) for AT LEAST 2 MLB ready arms (hughes and chamberlin would be awesome)
    hudson (ugh) (1 MLB ready arm and a AA arm…detroit anyone? porcello would be really nice and one of their AAA arms)

    move chipper to 1st.

    otherwise, we’re in for a LONG LONG year

  58. 58
    sansho1 Says:

    You can tell how far back Joe and Boog’s Braves memory goes. Trivia answer is Craig McMurtry….

  59. 59
    Frank Says:

    get real–no way the Yanks give Chamberlain and Hughes for Smoltz–they weren’t even willing to part with those two for Santana

  60. 60
    sansho1 Says:

    #47

    Rowe is the answer to a different question — maybe he was the only one to win in double figures after missing two years. Anyway, he was before expansion.

  61. 61
    bfan Says:

    Conner Jackson (Arizona 1B) has a1000+ OPS right now. he may or may not maintain it, but he has improved his OPS every year, and is just 26 this year. I think Arizona is plum out of prospects, any way. Could we now get equivalent value for what we gave upo to get Tex?

  62. 62
    Roberto Petagine Says:

    Maybe we can trade Tex to Texas for Salty and some prospects

  63. 63
    Stu Says:

    chris, that’s insane.

    (1) Why do we need a middle infield prospect? Seems like a Teix replacement and pitching should be the goals of any trade.
    (2) Smoltz is damaged goods right now—no way you get two stud pitching prospects in return.
    (3) Nobody would give up anything like Rick Porcello+ for Hudson.
    (4) You don’t think it would be a LONG LONG year if we traded away all those guys for prospects???

  64. 64
    Nasa from france Says:

    #58, What was the question? I’m stuck with MASN and Bob Carpenter who’s doing his best to convince me to shut down mlb.tv

  65. 65
    Kyle B. Says:

    I can’t believe I missed VH1’s “Phil Collins Weekend.”

    That’s gold, Jerry. Gold.

  66. 66
    braves14 Says:

    Jair Jurrjens: Ace.

  67. 67
    braves14 Says:

    Or at least, “staff ace”

  68. 68
    Brad Says:

    McCann and Francoeur: out on 3 total pitches.

  69. 69
    Kyle B. Says:

    I’m going to Pittsburgh for two games on the 10th and 11th.

    If Mike Hampton pitches, I will streak across the field.

  70. 70
    Brad Says:

    7-pitch inning.

  71. 71
    BravesFaninPA Says:

    Question…not to be sarcastic or anything, but if Mike Hampton is so worried about re-injuring himself, which is understandable, why doesn’t he just retire?

  72. 72
    sansho1 Says:

    #64

    Who holds the Atlanta record for pitching wins as a rookie?

  73. 73
    bfan Says:

    Gotay; Jurrjens; Blanco…I cannot think of a less imposing group when looking to score runs. here’s for an 8 or 9 pitch inning.

  74. 74
    Brad Says:

    Gotay actually looks decent at the plate. Got a runner to 3rd with less than 2 outs, which is more than Kelly Johnson seems capable of doing lately.

  75. 75
    Mike Says:

    Oh snap, don’t know if this has been posted yet, but Smoltzie is coming back as a reliever.

    http://tinyurl.com/3lu58d

  76. 76
    Kyle B. Says:

    #71 – How dare you bring logic into this?

    Mike Hampton must continue to frustrate Atlanta Braves fans with his Total Body Failure.

  77. 77
    Brad Says:

    We just can’t have a lead, can we?

  78. 78
    Kyle B. Says:

    If anyone is out and about in the Atlanta area, I am also going to my first game at Turner Field on May 22 to see a Mets/Braves matchup, and for any Wisconsinites, I am going to see the Brewers/Braves in Milwaukee on the 27th of May.

  79. 79
    timoreg Says:

    McCann is a worse defensive catcher than Javy when it comes to catch basestealers. His throws are ridiculous.

  80. 80
    shoaib ashraf Says:

    Personally, I’m amazed at how well Hampton has taken his years worth of injuries. Most other players wouldn’t even think of trying to make a come back and yet this man still does. He still tries to make a come back even though he’s failing at it. That’s the worst possible situation but it’s life. Hampton not having balls or being wax on the floor is completely ridiculous. Think about how it would be to be him and the anguish he probably goes through every time he takes me mound. I firmly believe he wants to return and pitch at the mlb level. Hampton is no wuss – many other players would have given up and resorted to alcohol or drugs but this man keeps fighting. Even if he doesn’t pitch in the mlb again, what he’s trying to do is still remarkable.

  81. 81
    jj3bagger Says:

    Mike, thanks for the link. Peanut quotes Smoltz as saying “we’re not going to win with me as a 5 inning pitcher either.” Count me as rather having him for 5 innings and pairing him with Campillo or somebody of the like to get to whoever the setup men are these days. I would rather have that than no Smoltz in the rotation at all.

  82. 82
    braves14 Says:

    Wow, that all but confirms it: Smoltz is the closer when he comes back.

  83. 83
    Stu Says:

    I would rather have that than no Smoltz in the rotation at all.

    Yeah, but I doubt even the 5-inning version of Smoltz would last very long. I trust Bobby’s and his judgment on this one. Could make for a fierce bullpen.

    Now might be the time to try Matt Morris, eh?

  84. 84
    Frank Says:

    80–good point–I think it’s fair game to joke/grip about Hampton being injury prone (see 53), but I assume he wants to pitch and is making a genuine attempt to do so. He may be a bum, but I don’t think it’s fair to jump to that conclusion just b/c he’s been repeately injured.

  85. 85
    Frank Says:

    grip, gripe–won’t someone put a spell checker on this d#$n thing

  86. 86
    RobBroad4th Says:

    Our pitching situation is scary. Who becomes trade bait just to get a quality starter who won’t fall apart on us? Frenchy?

  87. 87
    Brad Says:

    um…no.

  88. 88
    braves14 Says:

    That would be one hell of a bullpen when/if Soriano and Gonzalez come back. We would just need 6 innings from the starter then the game would be just about over if we had the lead.

  89. 89
    braves14 Says:

    Meanwhile, I’m beginning to think Escobar is one of the best defensive SS’s in the league.

  90. 90
    bfan Says:

    “Look at our minor league teams. Last night one team (Mississippi?) had 0 walks received in 9 innings. That is pitiful.”

    Can a minor league city sue the parent club for non-support? Have you all looked at that team or their record? 6-20, or 37-125 for a 162 game schedule. jeez, atlanta, bring hanson up there or something; that is stunningly embarrassing, after they built a new stadium and all.

  91. 91
    RobBroad4th Says:

    I hope not, I like Frenchy, but our rotation is falling apart.

    And another question, if Smoltz goes back to being a closer for this year and next, is he still due the full amount on his contract? $14 million is a deal for a starter of Smoltz’s caliber, but its a big chunk of change for a reliever…

  92. 92
    Stu Says:

    Well, they’d have Schafer if not for the pesky HGH thing.

  93. 93
    braves14 Says:

    It would be nice if we could score some runs.

  94. 94
    Remy Says:

    #90

    I hate to sound like a pessimist, but I don’t think there will be a “next year” for Smoltz. And I think he knows it, too.

  95. 95
    Remy Says:

    I meant to refer to #91 in my last post.

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    jj3bagger Says:

    braves14, that, in theory would be a heck of a bullpen, I will grant you thank. Those three guys include one coming back from TJ, and two others that the name Dr Andrews have mentioned around. Jurrjens in the only pitcher that the Braves have right now that can pitch very often into the sixth. I shutter to think how bad off this rotation would be without him.

  97. 97
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Richmond, OTOH, is doing well. These things are cyclical.

  98. 98
    Stu Says:

    Even if there were, his $12 million option vests at 200 IP, which he ain’t reaching.

    (That money sure would help with a Teix signing, wouldn’t it? I’d rather have Smoltz healthy and pitching, but that could be one positive to come out of this.)

  99. 99
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Oh, a single. Let me guess — bunt?

  100. 100
    bfan Says:

    Jurrjens reminds me of how sound an approach it is to stock up on a bunch of young strong arms, so you have enough when 50% wash out with injury or because they just cannot take the next step to MLB. here is hoping Jo-Jo can take that next step; he has done great in AAA.

  101. 101
    mraver Says:

    Ahh, common. Let’s leave Jurrjens in for at least 1 more. Kid’s going great!

  102. 102
    Stu Says:

    Jurrjens in the only pitcher that the Braves have right now that can pitch very often into the sixth.

    Glavine, too, although he could lose it at any moment.

  103. 103
    mraver Says:

  104. 104
    timoreg Says:

    DAMN!!! Someone have Cox stop this stupid bunting. Now Jurrjens is out. Fckin great!

  105. 105
    timoreg Says:

    Please excuse my language.

  106. 106
    Stu Says:

    I don’t mind giving Jurrjens the rest of the night off. No need to risk ruining our only healthy, good, young pitcher.

  107. 107
    jj3bagger Says:

    Glavine might be able, but so far I’ve only seen it twice.

  108. 108
    Kyle B. Says:

    Worst MLB Headline Ever:
    “Konerko’s Hot Bat Leads to Sore Hand.”

  109. 109
    RobBroad4th Says:

    106

    Agreed.

  110. 110
    Stu Says:

    Glavine might be able, but so far I’ve only seen it twice.

    Yeah, in 4 starts, one of which he was yanked out of in the first inning because of an injury. If you think he’s going to be injured and not pitching, that’s one thing, but I don’t think it’s unreasonable to assume that the guy who’s looked pretty good so far and who was 3rd in the league in QS last year can be counted on to get into the 6th inning with some regularity, when healthy.

  111. 111
    timoreg Says:

    Boyer…

  112. 112
    Stu Says:

    Seriously, Bobby is ruining Blaine’s career. Smoltz will come off the DL just in time to take Boyer’s spot on the 25-man.

  113. 113
    Brad Says:

    Sorry we couldn’t get you the win, Jair. This is what we do. Ask Tom Glavine.

  114. 114
    Stu Says:

    timoreg,
    Brian tells me that one was for you. :)

  115. 115
    timoreg Says:

    :-) Absolutely, Stu. I like to be proven wrong like this!

  116. 116
    timoreg Says:

    Okay, how about this then: No way Chipper hits a HR!

  117. 117
    timoreg Says:

    Okay, how about this then: No way Chipper hits a HR.

  118. 118
    Brad Says:

    Jeff: it’s ok to take a pitch. Seriously. Some major league players make the opposing pitcher work, on occasion. Might want to check into how that works.

  119. 119
    Parish Says:

    Seriously, we can only get 3 runs in 18 innings off of Nats pitching?!? If the Nats win this one, half of their wins will be against us.

  120. 120
    Mac Thomason Says:

    I can’t tell what just happened, I was too busy banging my head on my desk.

  121. 121
    Parish Says:

    Make that – more than half of their wins will be against us.

  122. 122
    Brad Says:

    2 innings for Boyer…Stu’s gonna lose it.

  123. 123
    Stu Says:

    In all fairness, guys, you can’t expect to score a ton of runs against Tim Redding and Shawn Hill.

  124. 124
    Stu Says:

    2 innings for Boyer…Stu’s gonna lose it.

    So are the Braves.

  125. 125
    Brad Says:

    What’s sad is that you could make up an opposing pitcher that we’re facing, just throw any 2 names out there, and my gut reaction is ‘uh oh…he’s going to shut us down’.

  126. 126
    Brian J. Says:

    Well, I can’t expect to score many runs against Redding and Hill. Of course, that’s why I’m not a major league hitter.

  127. 127
    Stu Says:

    Boyer is on pace to appear in 90 games and pitch 100 innings.

  128. 128
    jj3bagger Says:

    I’m not saying that Glavine or Hudson aren’t capable of being six inning guys, a month in, I just haven’t had my socks knocked off from either guy, whether it’s been because of injury or “fatigue,” or whatever. I’m certainly willing to give Tommy the benefit of the doubt, but Hudson does not look right in my opinion.

  129. 129
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Hey, two more HBP and we can all go home!

  130. 130
    Stu Says:

    (In real life, he’s on pace to make, like, 2 more appearances and pitch 3.3 more innings for the rest of his career.)

  131. 131
    Brad Says:

    Nice, Royce. Reliever roulette continues, which will be great if this game goes 17 innings.

  132. 132
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    Royce Ring, appropriately named.

    “Rung his bell?”

  133. 133
    sansho1 Says:

    Nice job by Boyer. Putting him back out there today was a good move by Cox — don’t let the bad outing fester….

  134. 134
    Stu Says:

    sansho1,
    In theory, that’s a good rule of thumb, and it’s Bobby’s M.O. with relievers. In this case, though, he’s just adding a ton of innings to the arm of a guy who already has a re-built shoulder.

  135. 135
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    Uhm.. what the crap? Jeff Bennett’s nose just starts bleeding on the mound..

  136. 136
    Oceanside Mike Says:

    Anyone watching this? How bad is it? Next thing you know we’re going to catch the plague.

  137. 137
    Stu Says:

    Jeff Bennett snorts HGH.

  138. 138
    Brad Says:

    Baseball isn’t fun to watch anymore.

  139. 139
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    I mean it’s not that bad, but it was steady blood, like a trickle of water, to his mouth.

    He’ll stay in/

  140. 140
    Parish Says:

    Is Willie Randolph into voodoo or something?

  141. 141
    Frank Says:

    free baseball–yippee

  142. 142
    mraver Says:

    Nosebleed? lawl

  143. 143
    Brian J. Says:

    What’s next? Spontaneous human combustion?

  144. 144
    Parish Says:

    Here comes the “power” off the bench – Pena!

  145. 145
    Brad Says:

    We’ve lost the ability to do anything right.

  146. 146
    mraver Says:

    Oh, common.

  147. 147
    joesteve Says:

    ok, there’s no excuse . . . . nevermind.

  148. 148
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Okay, what happened? The bloodflow from my forehead is in my eyes now.

  149. 149
    Oceanside Mike Says:

    #138 — I don’t think it is even fun to listen to any more. The sad thing is, if they lose this, it will likely be by 1 run.

  150. 150
    Parish Says:

    The Braves are really bad right now.

    I think what is frustrating is that I feel they should not be.

  151. 151
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Okay. One inning for Acosta, then Carlyle… then it’s Resop Time!

  152. 152
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Honestly, I’m following on the computer, how the hell do you fly into a 7-3 double play?

  153. 153
    Parish Says:

    Of course, Willie Harris should figure into our undoing.

  154. 154
    Brad Says:

    Gotay was at 2nd for some reason when the ball was caught, and didn’t make it back to first in time. Dumb play.

  155. 155
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    I still like the nickname of Poser for Resop.

  156. 156
    Frank Says:

    Gotay runs to second on fly caught by Harris; Harris hits relay man who hits Johnson before Gotay retreats to first.

  157. 157
    Brad Says:

    Just end the misery.

  158. 158
    Parish Says:

    Acosta now 6 BBs in 11.2 IP.

  159. 159
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    See, 2-0 to Boone, where’s McDowell?

  160. 160
    timoreg Says:

    This is so frustrating to watch!!

  161. 161
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    Oh, there you are – 2 pitches too late!

  162. 162
    Brad Says:

    What’s he going to tell him, don’t suck?

  163. 163
    Mac Thomason Says:

    I can’t make it, but anyone who can get to the game on Friday… I want this chant started:

    WE WANT LEO! WE WANT LEO!

  164. 164
    Brick Tamland Says:

    This makes me want to cancel MLB.TV, Extra Innings and any other ways in which I pay to watch these exhibitions. I might as well take a piece of paper and make paper cuts between all of my fingers. That would be less painful than watching this slop.

  165. 165
    Brad Says:

    Nice. That was a very Braves-like thing to do.

  166. 166
    Chief Nocahoma Says:

    This is the worst Braves team since the bad Braves of my childhood.

  167. 167
    mraver Says:

    Nats suck

  168. 168
    Frank Says:

    nice dp but it only drags us along to the inevitable Reslop

  169. 169
    Mr. Swings@Everything Says:

    Yeah son!

  170. 170
    Brick Tamland Says:

    Maybe Roger knew his job was on the line with whatever he said to Manny.

  171. 171
    Brian J. Says:

    Hooray! We can sweat it out for another inning!

  172. 172
    mraver Says:

    Also, you’re insane if you think this team is worse than 2006 or (probably) 2007.

  173. 173
    Mac Thomason Says:

    In fact, give me a minute…

  174. 174
    Mac Thomason Says:

    There. New tagline.

  175. 175
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    You want Leo. I want..

    erm.. Don Baylor.

  176. 176
    Mr. Swings@Everything Says:

    No way man. Leo is so bad for the clubhouse chemistry! We could never win anything with him in the dugout.

  177. 177
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    At least this is providing constant action (note I didn’t say entertainment) until Hawks/Celtics at the top of the hour..

  178. 178
    Brian J. Says:

    The Hawks are more interesting and inspiring than the Braves, FCB? The apocalypse is truly upon us. And I’m not saying you’re wrong.

  179. 179
    RehabReject Says:

    “I hear people say that we can’t win without me as a starter. But we’re not going to win with me as a five-inning starter either.”
    – John Smoltz

    well put, Smoltzie

  180. 180
    Brick Tamland Says:

    I have long admired the fact that Smoltzie is a realist.

  181. 181
    Mac Thomason Says:

    How about AAA hitting coach Chris Chambliss?

  182. 182
    RehabReject Says:

    I’ve never really wanted a jersey.. but I feel tempted to get a Smoltz t-shirt or something.

  183. 183
    Mr. Swings@Everything Says:

    Maybe if we term him a 5 inning closer it will make him feel better. Just come in in relief in the 4th inning every 5 days. Last time I checked 1 inning < 5 innings.

  184. 184
    Brad Says:

    He could finish Chuck James’ games every 5th day. 2 starters for the price of…two.

  185. 185
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Gameday has stopped. What’s going on now? Did Blanco have a seizure after flying out? Was the stadium attacked by aliens?

  186. 186
    Mr. Swings@Everything Says:

    If you get some poor sod to give a decent 3 inning start and then have Smoltz follow it up it could be a cheap way to game some wins out of the system. Anything that could further point out the farcical nature of the “win” stat is a good thing in my book.

  187. 187
    Mr. Swings@Everything Says:

    re: post 186. Could he get a win and a save if he comes in with the lead in the 4th and finishes the game?

  188. 188
    Brian J. Says:

    No, just the win.

  189. 189
    RehabReject Says:

    he gets the win and a tub of ben-gay for his shoulder

  190. 190
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Seriously, is anything happening?

  191. 191
    jj3bagger Says:

    Frenchy is at bat after Mac grounded to get the pinch runner, Prado to third with one out.

  192. 192
    RehabReject Says:

    Tex doubled, Prado in to run for him. 0 outs, heap at the plate

  193. 193
    Brian J. Says:

    Teixeira doubled to lead off the 12th, and McCann grounded out to first to advance pinch-runner Prado to third.

  194. 194
    Frank Says:

    Prado on third with one out. Frenchy at bat; run won’t score.

  195. 195
    RehabReject Says:

    frenchy ground out, prado to third

  196. 196
    Brad Says:

    Yeah, Francoeur just blew it.

  197. 197
    RehabReject Says:

    sorry.. heap ground out

  198. 198
    jj3bagger Says:

    And Frenchy fails to get the ball out of the infield. Two outs runner on third.

  199. 199
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    ..and Frenchy does nothing.

  200. 200
    Brian J. Says:

    Thanks a heap, Frenchy.

  201. 201
    Frank Says:

    now two out; Kotsay at bat; Prado still at third

  202. 202
    RehabReject Says:

    now frenchy ground out. 2 outs

  203. 203
    Brick Tamland Says:

    He just flailed his way out of an easy RBI.

  204. 204
    Parish Says:

    All you have to do is get a runner homw from third with less than two out.

    BTW, is Prado that much faster than Tex or did I miss something?

  205. 205
    Remy Says:

    Base hit by Kotsay.

  206. 206
    Brick Tamland Says:

    Thank you, Mark.

  207. 207
    Brad Says:

    Kotsay! Needs to bat above Jeff for awhile.

  208. 208
    jj3bagger Says:

    Holy cow, Chipper has zero hits, but Kotsay now has three.

  209. 209
    Remy Says:

    Prado scored, btw.

  210. 210
    RehabReject Says:

    YES!!

  211. 211
    Parish Says:

    Holy cow, Kotsay!

  212. 212
    Mac Thomason Says:

    I got it running again. Good work with the pinch-running, Bobby. Not only are we going to lose, but now we’re probably going to lose when Prado drops an inning-ending out at first base.

  213. 213
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Mark Kotsay… hero?

  214. 214
    Brad Says:

    Yeah, not sure Prado is the “speed” guy we were going for there. Maybe Bobby was getting bored watching all the popups and groundouts and needed to do something.

  215. 215
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Wait… Acosta isn’t hitting here, is he? He’s already thrown two innings.

  216. 216
    Mr. Swings@Everything Says:

    Normally I would have to thrash Chip Caray’s commentary but compared to “the Lemmer” he sounds like Vinny the Skull.

  217. 217
    mraver Says:

    Alrighty, Chip has been talking the whole inning about how ABSOLUTELY AWESOME it was that McCann grounded out to first earlier. Are you kidding me? He’s almost acting like it’s the optimal outcome. I understand the notion of making a “productive out”, but for chrissake, it’s still an out!

    And now Acosta is going to go three innings…. Yeesh.

  218. 218
    Brad Says:

    Acosta going 3 innings? Really?

  219. 219
    Remy Says:

    And they scored with two outs. I like that.

    Could a one-run win be within their grasp?

  220. 220
    c. shorter Says:

    212 — seriously… this isn’t hte first time prado has run for teix in a close game. i’m pretty sure prado isn’t lightning fast (you know, like willie harris was last year for us) and teixiera’s not a catcher.

  221. 221
    RehabReject Says:

    Acosta IS hitting… 0 and 2

  222. 222
    RehabReject Says:

    and now k’d

  223. 223
    Brick Tamland Says:

    219, with Acosta going out for a third inning, a one-run loss is still within our grasp.

  224. 224
    RehabReject Says:

    @220
    plus Prado can play first

  225. 225
    Parish Says:

    I’m not sure Tex could have scored from 3rd on that two-out single to right.

  226. 226
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Prado can’t play defense, period.

  227. 227
    Brad Says:

    This is a dumb move, but I’m not sure who I’d rather have out there.

  228. 228
    Brad Says:

    Leadoff walk.

  229. 229
    Mac Thomason Says:

    So, that’s four walks for Acosta.

  230. 230
    Parish Says:

    Acosta – Now 10 BBs in 13.2 IP.

  231. 231
    Parish Says:

    I think I would have gone with Carlyle, but the die is cast.

  232. 232
    Brad Says:

    (head exploding)

  233. 233
    Frank Says:

    there’s the Prado boot that we all knew was coming

  234. 234
    jj3bagger Says:

    There’s Prado with a bad play for you Mac.

  235. 235
    Remy Says:

    You called it, Mac. Prado drops what would have been a double-play ball.

  236. 236
    Stu Says:

    So, Bobby, with 3 guys left in the ‘pen, decides to let Acosta, who has already pitched 2 innings, hit for himself with 2 on and 2 out.

  237. 237
    Douglass Says:

    Prado with YET ANOTHER crucial nonerror.

    Seriously, this makes me want to cry.

  238. 238
    Alex R. Says:

    And this is why Bobby needs to retire. Martin Prado at first in a tight, 2-2, 12th inning tie.

    Head shaking.

  239. 239
    Parish Says:

    And 39 pitches thrown. Maybe Acosta is auditioning for a starting rotation slot.

  240. 240
    Brick Tamland Says:

    I’m not sure what’s worse — Cox’s decisions this inning or the Nationals color man who can pronounce neither “Prado” nor “Teixeira.”

  241. 241
    Remy Says:

    Yep, it was ruled a base hit.

  242. 242
    HawkeyeFan Says:

    Yep, it’s official — Bobby Cox is senile. Is there really any other explanation?

  243. 243
    RehabReject Says:

    so is prado playing second and not 1st?

  244. 244
    mraver Says:

    Oh my defense….

    And while I find Lemke mostly uninteresting, Chip’s blather makes me want to beat things.

  245. 245
    Brad Says:

    I don’t even have a comment.

  246. 246
    Mike Says:

    Hol-ee crap.

  247. 247
    mraver Says:

    You’re kidding me

  248. 248
    Remy Says:

    Prado at first, and a bunt just went through the wickets.

  249. 249
    Brick Tamland Says:

    Sadly, this is an appropriate way to end a lost month.

  250. 250
    Brad Says:

    As Tex, our all-star and gold-glove 1B, watches from the bench. I feel bad for Bobby…it’s just time to move on.

  251. 251
    shoaib ashraf Says:

    i can’t believe this!

  252. 252
    mraver Says:

    Focusing on the positive:

    Their next two hitters are Ronnie Belliard and Felipe Lopez

  253. 253
    RehabReject Says:

    haha, i have no idea what’s going on but seeing the sad comments it can’t be good

  254. 254
    Stu Says:

    Wow. Good thing I don’t run the team, or I’d make the rash decision to fire Bobby immediately after this game. Between Prado and Acosta…I mean…I have no words.

  255. 255
    c. shorter Says:

    so if i understand correctly — the bases are loaded with no outs and the ball hasn’t even left the infield, right?

  256. 256
    Brick Tamland Says:

    The decisions this inning are indefensible; the result so far in the bottom of the 12th is a consequence as justified as it is predictable.

  257. 257
    mraver Says:

    In fairness to Cox, Teixeira is almost as slow as McCann, so you almost have to pinch run there. The real issue is how short the bench is.

  258. 258
    Brad Says:

    Yes, and Acosta is at about 50 pitches with 2 other guys in the bullpen ready.

  259. 259
    Brian J. Says:

    Short version, RehabReject- the Nats haven’t gotten the ball out of the infield, gave us an out, and have the bases loaded with no outs.

  260. 260
    Parish Says:

    At this point it is impossible that Acosta would not walk in a run if the Nats just kept the bats on their shoulders.

  261. 261
    Mac Thomason Says:

    It remains unbelievable how Prado can get away with so many misplays not called errors.

  262. 262
    Mike Says:

    Ah poop.

  263. 263
    Remy Says:

    Tie game–but not for long.

  264. 264
    mraver Says:

    Well, at least it’ll end this inning.

  265. 265
    Brad Says:

    This is going to be the worst loss of the season. Bobby: thanks for what you’ve done, now go play golf.

  266. 266
    Brian J. Says:

    And Belliard walks. Everybody headed home for the Cincy series take one step forward. Not so fast, Manny. Or Bobby.

  267. 267
    jj3bagger Says:

    So not pinch hitting for Acosta worked out pretty well, didn’t it ?

  268. 268
    braves14 Says:

    I really am beginning to think that Bobby’s losing it these last few years.

  269. 269
    Brick Tamland Says:

    Might as well say it, since it’s a likelihood … 0-9 in one-run games.

  270. 270
    Parish Says:

    I usually don’t say this, but I feel this is a managing loss.

    The Tex pinch runner.

    Letting Acosta pitch forever after he has already walked every other batter he faced.

  271. 271
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    We haven’t hit anybody this inning. I guess that would be an appropriate way to lose.

    What other ways? Passed ball? Grand slam? Sac fly? What’s your call?

  272. 272
    Brad Says:

    Acosta did fine in what should have been his TWO innings. Asking him to go three is suicide, as we’ve just found out. Of course, all of us here saw this happening 10 minutes ago…our manager just realized it.

  273. 273
    braves14 Says:

    Can we say 0-9 in one run games?

  274. 274
    Ron Says:

    Please retire already, Bobby. You obviously have no clue what you are doing anymore. Good grief.

  275. 275
    Frank Says:

    gee whiz … a one-run loss

  276. 276
    Fulton County Bombers Says:

    Walk-off single.

  277. 277
    Stu Says:

    This may be the most horribly mismanaged game I have ever seen by Bobby. And that’s really saying something.

  278. 278
    Brick Tamland Says:

    271 … it has to be something that ensures a one-run loss, so not a homer.

  279. 279
    Douglass Says:

    This one might be enough to make me stop watching this team for a while. Pathetic.

  280. 280
    shoaib ashraf Says:

    talk about getting hit in the crotch. We need to remember this one and learn from it.

  281. 281
    Brad Says:

    Yep, I need a break.

  282. 282
    Remy Says:

    Worst loss of the season. No doubt about it.

  283. 283
    Alex R. Says:

    This is what I would like to call, “rock bottom”. We just got SWEPT by the frakking Nationals, Smoltz is on the DL, Hampton’s back on the DL, we can’t score runs, and Bobby’s making managing moves like he’s Hellen Keller.

  284. 284
    Mr. Swings@Everything Says:

    Stupid managing, stupid announcing, stupid scheduling. Does it get any worse than this?

  285. 285
    Brick Tamland Says:

    I’m not embarrassed to be a Braves fan by this … but I am going to the bathroom to puke now. That’s not making an extreme analogy … I literally feel sick in my stomach after watching that debacle.

  286. 286
    Frank Says:

    sit tight for the recap … this one should be good

  287. 287
    Parish Says:

    Un-freakin-believable!

  288. 288
    shoaib ashraf Says:

    this like getting beat by a girl in 4th grade

  289. 289
    Mac Thomason Says:

    Bitter recap is up.

  290. 290
    Perimeter Perez Says:

    I’m just numb to this stuff by now.

    Braves waste a brilliant pitching performance and lose by one in extra innings to the Nationals, the team with the worst record in the NL (but watch out Nationals, we might storm your cellar); Mike Hampton trudges off the mound with an injury in a minor league game.

    Sounds like Wednesday.

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