20 Dec
They COULD be trying to improve the team
Instead, the Braves are doing this: Pixars Brave Snarled In Trademark Battle With Atlanta Braves – CinemaBlend.com. Nice to see that their priorities are in order. Open thread.
Archive for the 'Rampant Stupidity' Category
01 Apr
BREAKING: Frank Wren fired, John Schuerholz back as GM!
Citing “ridiculous” moves, including the trade of two prospects for a centerfielder with a bad back, and the failure to sign Mark Teixeira to a long-term deal “even though he’s willing to talk to that SOB Boras”, Braves President John Schuerholz has fired General Manager Frank Wren and named himself as Interim General Manager, with [...]
14 Mar
Point and laugh at my team
I should add that in the farm section (last 5-6 picks) I was choosing purely for comedic effect. C Joe Mauer (Min – C) 1B Ryan Howard (Phi – 1B) 2B Aaron Hill (Tor – 2B) 3B Chipper Jones (Atl – 3B) SS Wilson Betemit (NYY – 1B,3B,SS) IF Daric Barton (Oak – 1B) LF [...]
13 Mar
The irrelevance has never been greater
The Official Site of The Atlanta Braves: News: Non-roster invitees lead Braves in tie “Duo not on the current roster, but not irrelevant”, says the official site. Oh, how wrong it is. The duo in question is Brent Lillibridge and the terrifying apparition that is Joe Borchard. And, yet again, Borchard’s efforts (a double and [...]
28 Feb
Braves lose, doesn’t matter; tribute video!
The Official Site of Major League Baseball: News: Boxscore Matt DeSalvo, whom I meant to write up but didn’t, didn’t do himself any favors by giving up four runs in the eighth and ninth to lose the game. Loser. Good thing it doesn’t matter. Boyer allowed five baserunners in two innings, but no runs, which [...]
21 Feb
I blame Hampton
Apparently the site was hacked this morning, which caused some problems. Anyway, that’s why the theme returned to the default. I’ll probably install something new later, I don’t know. Anyway, the long-awaited (two days) sequel to “Mike Hampton Flies a Helicopter”! UPDATE: This is not my day. Give me a few minutes and I’ll have [...]
18 Feb
Un action film de Mac Thomason
From a suggestion by the Shyster. I actually like how this turned out.
